Strange phenomenon + toilet speak
June 10, 2009 by Ben
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Strange phenomenon
So this is what happened to me this morning. It started off like a regular day… entered the studio, show started then it started happening… I started talking – then I couldn’t seem to find words!
Strange thing is, I knew what I wanted to say, how I wanted to say it but the words just couldn’t come out – my tongue was all over the place… but thank goodness, this thing only lasted in spurts from 6-7am… everything became normal… maybe I need to scrub my tongue, maybe I need to sleep more, maybe I need better breakfast, maybe I need a nicer – softer chair to be on, maybe it’s because I accidentally stepped on my dog’s furry tail… maybe I’m just me…?
Unbelievable? Believe it! – fooiyoh, like Ripleys…
Toilet speak
I’m sorry but I’ve go to talk about this. You see, at Sri Pentas – on Fly FM’s floor, the toilet is designed in a rather peculiar manner – the male toilet’s main entrance is directly opposite the female toilet’s main entrance and often times, both toilet’s main doors are WIIIIDDDEEE open…
So today I dropped by to deposit some items… while depositing, I heard this massive conversation going on… two women gossiping about what to sell, what to buy… so after I was done, they were STILL GOSSIPING… but the strange thing was, I only saw 1 woman – and NO, I was not peeping… it was right infront of me.
The only logical explanation I think is that the other woman is in the comfortable locked up environment of the cubical while having a MASSIVE GOSSIPING session with her friend who is standing outside… why was she in there for SOOOO long? I don’t know… why was she gossiping while doing whatever she was doing in the cubicle with her friend who is standing right outside the cubicle’s door, I don’t know… what do you think? 
